Once upon a time there was a hairy man.
He was so hairy.
He went to a place where they removed his hair
and he paid them all the money he'd saved,
a substantial sum. It took them some time
but they made him a suit from the hair
of his body. Thank you,
he said, and smiled as he walked home in it.
It cost him a lot of money
but his body was smooth and normal
and he had a nice suit
so he was pretty happy by most people's standards.